Family Guy (TV Series)

Untitled Griffin Family History (2006)

Patrick Warburton: Joe Swanson

Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : We've captured the burglars.

  Lois Griffin : Oh, thank God!

  Joe Swanson : Unfortunately, they're pressing sexual harassment charges against your daughter.

  Peter Griffin : Well, that was a close call.

  Joe Swanson : You know, ah, Meg should probably get a lawyer.

  Lois Griffin : [to Peter]  Oh, sweetie, thank you for keeping our spirits up with your stories.

  Joe Swanson : Your daughter is a sexual predator. If you don't do anything, she could go to jail for a long time.

  Peter Griffin : Don't thank me, Lois, thank my ancestors for living lives of greatness.

  Joe Swanson : [to his fellow cops]  Okay, guys, just take her away.