Korgoth of Barbaria (2006 TV Short)

Diedrich Bader: Korgoth, Henchman #1

Quotes 

• Korgoth : [having drunk his elixir]  Hairy balls of the gods!

• Korgoth : I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast.

• Hargon : What in the name of Balak are you doing that for?

  Korgoth : [splashes pigeon crap on himself]  Slather yourself in the flyer's dung, they will take you as one of their own.

  Henchman : Nonsense! My grandfather smuggled parakeets for thirty years! I'll show you. Hey, you big dumb bird, look at me! I-

  [gets bitten in half by the giant pidgeon] 

• Gog-Ma-Gogg : Tell me, do you know of the wizard Specules?

  Korgoth : I despise all weavers of the black arts. Speaking of which, could you pass the gravy?

• Gog-Ma-Gogg : Interesting heh?

  Korgoth : I didn't know there would be this much talking.

• Korgoth : Hairy balls of the gods!