Jack and Jill (I) (2011)
Katie Holmes: Erin
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Quotes
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Jill Sadelstein : Oh, please! Tell me you don't feel this.
[slaps herself]
Jack Sadelstein : I didn't feel it. Maybe if you did it harder.
[slaps harder]
Jack Sadelstein : Little harder.
[slaps a little more harder]
Erin Sadelstein : No, Jill, stop it. He's kidding
Jill Sadelstein : What?
[Gary punches her, knocks her out of the chair]
Otto : Donkey fight!
Erin Sadelstein : Jill, are you okay?.
Jill Sadelstein : Yeah, no, I'm fine. Gary, that was... He didn't 100% percent connect.
Gary Sadelstein : Feel that, Daddy?
Jack Sadelstein : I... I actually did feel something, there. Pride in my son.
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Jack Sadelstein : [after Jill's disastrous date that he's responsible for] I am such an idiot!
Erin Sadelstein : You're an idiot? Jack, what did you do?
Gary Sadelstein : Busted! Disgusted! Never to be trusted!
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Italian Cruise Ship Director : [DELETED SCENE: The cruise line has dropped the entire Sadelstein family off at the nearest port, over the bedlam caused by Jill and her pet cockatoo Poopsie] ... Now, be gone. The rest of you have given us no trouble. Still, if either of THEM
[indicates Poopsie and Jill]
Italian Cruise Ship Director : comes onboard ever again, *you* will hear from our attorneys... all *86* of them.
[Jack nods compliantly, much to Erin's chagrin]
Erin Sadelstein : Jack! You're not actually...!
Jack Sadelstein : We all are. Or do you know that many lawyers in Los Angeles?
Erin Sadelstein : Of course not, but what's that got to do with...?
Jack Sadelstein : Neither do I. So that settles it. We're getting off. Right where they say we are.
