- Professor Chromedome: Bah! Warm fuzzy nice nice! What good is science if no one gets hurt?
- Professor Chromedome: [screaming at the TV] Mung Mung, you oily little sellout! Wannabes, all of you! Spit-shining your prosthetic limbs and whitewashing you liver spots for this wretched, back-patting smarty-party!
- Chairface Chippendale: I take it you won't be attending.
- Professor Chromedome: The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does wear the 'Hello My Name is' badge! He strikes from below, like a viper! Or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around! He has only the one purpose! Do bad things to good people... MIT SCIENCE!
- Professor Chromedome: The true mad scientist does not make public appearances! He does wear the 'Hello My Name is' badge! He strikes from below, like a viper! Or on high like a penny dropped from the tallest building around! He has only the one purpose! Do bad things to good people... MIT SCIENCE!