Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006 Video Game)
James Arnold Taylor: Iceman, Bulldozer, Lizard, Mysterio
Quotes
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Venom : Well, it isn't another enemy of my enemy. I've enjoyed saving the innocent from stray missiles and the like, but what I really like is a chat with the worst of them all - Spider-Man. Have you seen your old friend lately bubble-head?
Mysterio : I've heard enough of your babbling.
Venom : Well then why don't you listen to the sounds of my shredding you into little teeny bits. It's your funeral! Enjoy!
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Ymir : Flee, little man of ice! Your powers are worthless against the might of Ymir, the King of the Frost Giants!
Iceman : Why don't you just cool down, tiny, and tell us what happened to Odin?
Ymir : Ha! That petty tyrant was defeated in battle and taken prisoner by Dr. Doom. Long will I remember the look upon Odin's face as he fell, beaten by the Twilight Sword.
Iceman : So where'd old metal head take Odin?
Ymir : To the top of Raven's Spire. There, Loki will seek out the invincible Destroyer Armor, and with it, reclaim Asgard.
Iceman : Ha! That might be the plan, but that's not how it's gonna happen.
Ymir : Ha ha ha ha ha! Your boasts amuse me, little one!
Iceman : Yuck it up while you can, Ymir, 'cause in a minute, you're not gonna have much to laugh about.
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Spider-Man : Mysterio... jeez, it's good to see you. Still got a fish bowl for a head, I see.
Mysterio : Spider-Man, do you always have to be a half wit?
Spider-Man : Oooh, now that hurt. And speaking of getting hurt, step away from those plans before I have to get medieval on you.
Mysterio : You idiot. Why do you think SHIELD has plans for Ultron?
Spider-Man : I thought everyone had 'em. I got some this morning in a box of cereal.
Mysterio : These plans are upgrades. The "good guys" want to capture Ultron so they can rewrite his programming and turn him into a SHIELD weapon.
Spider-Man : That's impossible. Ultron is sentient - reprogramming him is illegal.
Mysterio : Yes, it is. But all I care about are these plans. Ultron wants them for the weapon upgrades.
Spider-Man : If your Ultron gets weapon upgrades, then my Ultron will want weapon upgrades, and that just won't do.
Mysterio : I've heard enough of your babbling!
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Black Widow : Hello, Iceman.
Iceman : What's new, Black Widow?
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Iceman : Sure thing!
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Iceman : Oh man, this is exactly where I didn't want to be today. Look at me, I'm already turning into puddles.
Professor Charles Xavier : Robert, I understand your trepidation, but you must remain calm. The heat of Mephisto's Realm is of no real threat to you.
Iceman : But this place is all fire and brimstone... I don't know if I can take it.
Professor Charles Xavier : Need I remind you that Nightcrawler is depending on you to save him?
Iceman : You're right, sir. Now isn't the time for me to go mental. I'll keep it in control.
Professor Charles Xavier : Excellent. Now I urge you to move quickly. My psychic power is waning and I cannot protect Nightcrawler much longer.
Iceman : Hey, I've got no problem with moving quickly. The faster the better.
Professor Charles Xavier : Very good then. The best of luck to you and your team, Robert.
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[During the Bifrost mission, if the player's team includes Elektra]
Thunderball : Hey, Wrecker. Look, it's Elektra.
Wrecker : Are you lost, little ninja girl? 'Cause I know you won't wanna be here.
Elektra : Are you trying to intimidate me? Because if you are, you'll have to try a lot harder.
Bulldozer : Are you gonna take that from her, Wrecker?
Wrecker : Maybe you don't know you're messing with the Wrecking Crew, sweetheart. We've got the power of the gods.
Elektra : The only thing powerful about your group is the stench. Now open up the Bifrost gate before I make you open it.
Wrecker : There ain't nothing you can do, Elektra. Now why don't you run along, because you're way out of your league.
Elektra : I was hoping you'd say something like that, Wrecker. It makes beating you up just that much sweeter.
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Iceman : Namor, you okay? You're not looking so good.
Namor the Sub-Mariner : Begone, X-Man! I do not require your aid. My people need me. I must save them.
Iceman : I hate to say it but you look like the one who needs saving.
Namorita : Namor, you have to rest. Here, take this medicine.
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[During the Asgard mission, if the player's team includes Spider-Man]
Spider-Man : Tyr, that's no way to straighten your spine.
Scorpion : This must be our lucky day. We get to play with the Spider.
Spider-Man : Well, if it isn't two of my favorite psychos: Scorpion and Lizard. How are you kids doing?
Lizard : Always the comedian, aren't you, Web-head?
Spider-Man : Now is that any way to talk to someone who brought you a nice new lily pad to sit on?
Scorpion : He's a lizard, you moron, not a frog.
Spider-Man : Oh. Well, how about you, Scorpion? You need a lily pad?
Lizard : Hey, Scorpion, seeing the Web-slinger reminds me of how much I love to pull the legs off of spiders.
Scorpion : Me, I just like to stomp 'em and watch 'em twitch.
Spider-Man : Are you guys making veiled threats? I can't tell, and I think I should really be on the loop on this.
Lizard : That's it! I've heard enough! Let's shut him up, Scorpion!
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Black Widow : Hello, Iceman. It's a pleasure to have you on the team.
Iceman : Oh, hi... uh, hi, Black Widow. You're looking... nice.
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[During the Shi'ar mission, if the player's team includes Iceman]
Gladiator : Iceman, out of respect for the X-Men, I give you this one chance to go. I do not wish to harm you or your friends.
Iceman : Have you gone mental? What are you doing threatening us when you should be helping Lilandra?
Gladiator : Though it pains me, I am honor bound to serve the Empress of Shi'ar, and Deathbird is now the Empress. She has ordered that I destroy all invaders.
Iceman : But Deathbird's the invader, not us
Gladiator : The battle for the throne is over, and Lilandra lost. I'll ask you one last time, Iceman. Please, leave this ship, or I shall be forced to use violence.
Iceman : You don't scare us, Gladiator, even if you can fly through the center of a star.
Gladiator : This saddens me, but I have no choice. Prepare to defend yourselves!
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Black Widow : How are you doing, Iceman?
Iceman : Great, just great. I've lost count of how many bad guys I've thrashed today.
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Mister Fantastic : Hi, uh, I don't suppose you're trapped here too are you?
Bulldozer : Buddy, you are dead meat.
Mister Fantastic : Loo, I don't want to fight, I just want to get out of here.
Bulldozer : Ha! You're makin' me laugh!
Mister Fantastic : So there's no way for us to settle this peacefully?
Bulldozer : I'm gonna crush you like a paper cut!
Mister Fantastic : All right. If that's how you want it, then let's do this.
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Active Hero : Do you think The Black Widow is a traitor?
Iceman : I'm sure she had a perfectly good reason to be lugging that laptop around in the middle of a battle... even if she was awfully close to Doom's troops.
Active Hero : So despite the evidence, you think she's loyal?
Iceman : Look, she can't be guilty, okay? And you know why... because she's really hot and I don't want her to be guilty.
