Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006 Video Game)

Beau Weaver: Tiger Shark, Scorpion, Starbolt

Quotes 

• Spider-Man : Hi, Scorpy. What's up? Attending the annual meeting of psychos incorporated?

  Scorpion : Don't move, Spider-Man. Dum Dum Dugan is in chains and wired with explosives. One word from me and he's history.

  Spider-Man : Okay, okay, I'm not moving... but could you hurry? My suit's riding up and giving me and incredible wedgie.

  Scorpion : Make all your jokes now, Web-Head. Because in a few seconds, the joke will be on you!

• Scorpion : No! Dugan's broken free, stop him!

  Spider-Man : Hi again. Did I come at a bad time?

  Scorpion : Spider-Man, you should be dead!

  Spider-Man : You know, I get that a lot. I guess i'm just not a people person.

  Scorpion : I've had enough! Kill Dugan while I take care of the wall crawling freak.

  Spider-Man : Freak? At least I'm not the one with a prehensile tail.

• [During the Asgard mission, if the player's team includes Spider-Man] 

  Spider-Man : Tyr, that's no way to straighten your spine.

  Scorpion : This must be our lucky day. We get to play with the Spider.

  Spider-Man : Well, if it isn't two of my favorite psychos: Scorpion and Lizard. How are you kids doing?

  Lizard : Always the comedian, aren't you, Web-head?

  Spider-Man : Now is that any way to talk to someone who brought you a nice new lily pad to sit on?

  Scorpion : He's a lizard, you moron, not a frog.

  Spider-Man : Oh. Well, how about you, Scorpion? You need a lily pad?

  Lizard : Hey, Scorpion, seeing the Web-slinger reminds me of how much I love to pull the legs off of spiders.

  Scorpion : Me, I just like to stomp 'em and watch 'em twitch.

  Spider-Man : Are you guys making veiled threats? I can't tell, and I think I should really be on the loop on this.

  Lizard : That's it! I've heard enough! Let's shut him up, Scorpion!

• Scorpion : I was hoping I could find someone being a hero. Seems like I hit the jackpot.

  Active Hero : Scorpion! What are you doing here?

  Scorpion : I'm working for the biggest group of villains this world has ever known. The Masters of Evil.

  Active Hero : Who's in charge?

  Scorpion : That's the best part of all. We're led by the man himself... Dr. Doom.

  Active Hero : What's he want with this helicarrier?

  Scorpion : If you only knew. cause Doom's got a plan that's gonna shake the heavens.

  Active Hero : Talk, Scorpion, or you're in for a world of pain.

  Scorpion : You wanna get tough, punk? Good. Cause so do I.

• Tiger Shark : Ready to give up yet?

• Scorpion : Let's see what you've got.

• Starbolt : Go no further, humans. I am Starbolt, a member of the Shi'ar Imperial Guard. You stand in defiance of Empress Deathbird.

  Active Hero : Deathbird isn't the Empress. She stole the throne from Lilandra.

  Starbolt : I know. I was one of the guards who helped her gain power. And I have no intention of letting her lose it.

  Active Hero : You can't win, Starbolt. You're alone out here.

  Starbolt : Which is exactly how we wanted it to appear. Warstar, attack!