Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006 Video Game)

Phil Collins: Phil Collins, Emotion 98.3 Imaging

Quotes 

• Phil Collins : Look, Barry, when I agreed to play Vice City, I didn't expect it to be my swan song.

  Barry : It's no problem, mate. Just some nutcase trying it on.

  Vic Vance : Hey, aren't you...

  Phil Collins : Phil, mate. Phil Collins.

  Barry : Let's do the meet and greet another time, eh? Come on.

• Phil Collins : [Vic drives Phil and Barry to their hotel after being chased by mobsters]  Shouldn't we call the police?

  Barry : This is Vice City, mate. Seriously, bandit country. It's nothing.

  Phil Collins : Who is this Georgio you owe money to?

  Barry : Oh, just a fan. He lent me... I mean, he GAVE me a few quid.

  Phil Collins : Barry, are you in hock to gangsters?

  Barry : No, mate! I swear, on your life!

  Phil Collins : Yeah, well that's what I'm worried about. You're a real moron. I should have left you to manage that talking dog. What was his name? Puddles?

• Phil Collins : Hey Vic, have you ever though about a career in management?

  Barry Mickelthwaite : Hold up, boy! I'm your management!

  Phil Collins : Yeah... Miss Management. Or was that just Reni's name for you? You should have got those false tits, mate, just like Reni suggested. They'd look great alongside that real one you're using for a head.

• Phil Collins : Barry, is everything sorted of tonight?

  Barry : Mate, you're gonna blow them away.

  Phil Collins : Well, I'm more worried about someone blowing me away.

• Barry : [Vic has just cleared the stadium of hitmen]  It's Vic. See, I told you. Nothing to worry about.

  Phil Collins : Yeah, yeah. I'll see you inside.

  Barry : Seriously, mate, is everything alright?

  Vic Vance : Sure. But, um, you might want to call bomb disposal.

  Barry : Bomb disposal? Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, good one. Yeah, yeah, fucking comedian. Yeah, yeah. Should put you on the fucking stage, eh? Phil, mate... Uh, maybe we should delay rehearsals awhile, eh? Technical issues, you know? Nothing serious. It's alright.

• Phil Collins : [On Flash FM]  Hi, Phil Collins, here. And when I'm in Vice City, I only listen to Flash FM, where pop meets payola.

• Phil Collins : [on Emotion 98.3]  Hi! It's Phil Collins here. And when I'm in Vice City and want to listen to some power ballads about crying alone in a wind tunnel, I listen to Emotion.