Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories (2006 Video Game)

Luis Guzmán: Ricardo Diaz

Quotes 

• [From the trailer] 

  Ricardo Diaz : At last, someone who isn't the missing link!

• Ricardo Diaz : How was she?

  Lance Vance : Yeah, good.

  Ricardo Diaz : She knows a lot of tricks for such a young girl, eh?

  Vic Vance : Lance, you're pathetic.

  Ricardo Diaz : Yeah, Quentin. Only took you three minutes.

• Lance Vance : Hey, I'm sorry, Ricardo baby, but sometimes brothers get all alpha male on you. You know?

  Ricardo Diaz : I know. That's why I killed mine.

• Vic Vance : What's going on, Diaz?

  Ricardo Diaz : It's time to revenge the death of that girl of yours. and bring the whole Mendez operation down. You want a bump, man?

  Vic Vance : No.

  Ricardo Diaz : Well, I do.

  [Diaz snorts cocaine] 

  Vic Vance : Ah, Jesus.

  Ricardo Diaz : My spies tell me everything. This is that plan. The Army just took delivery of some new attack helicopters. Meanwhile, Diego Mendez thinks he's untouchable just because no one could get him from the ground. So...

  Vic Vance : So how about I sneak into the Army base, steal a chopper and use that to attack him?

  Ricardo Diaz : Heh, heh, heh! Si, Senior!

  Vic Vance : Si, Senior? Are you kidding me? That coke is doing something to you brain, buddy.

  [Diaz snorts some more coke] 

  Ricardo Diaz : No, it just helps me think. And get it on.

• Ricardo Diaz : Mendez is Downtown. His place is like a fortress. But this baby, she'll tear the whole building down.

  Vic Vance : Great. When I'm done, we're done! Lance and I will owe you nothing.

  Ricardo Diaz : When you're done, I'm gonna own this town. It's the American dream. And it's all because of you, Vic. You're a hero!

  Vic Vance : No, I'm an asshole. I've spent all my time running around making morons rich while my family fell apart and the woman I wanted died waiting for me to call.

  Ricardo Diaz : Woman? You need some porn? I just got in some crazy donkey porn. You'll love it. I'll be finished with it by the time you get back.

  Vic Vance : I'm not coming back, Diaz. And I'm not doing this for you. I'm doing it for me!

  Ricardo Diaz : Woohoo! Whatever you say, tough guy. I'll see you around! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!