Im a big fan of B horror movies, I loved movies like Scarecrow, Mr. Jingles, Camp Blood etc, so as you can tell I'm fine with movies that are pretty terrible.
Onto the movie, a man gets fired from work, and ends up seeing his ex-Boss in the woods after she was almost killed by some gross fat hairy guy who gives sacrifices to god. Anyways, since both of their cars are broken down, they run into the woods, in which several fight scenes occur, where all that actually happens is that the gross fat hairy guy swings a knife at approximately one and a half miles per hour. during the second fight scene, the main guy hits the killer with a stick, causing corn with red food die to come out of his head for some reason.
And then there's the subplot of 3 witches who want to please god, and as you know, the only way to please god is to boil a pot of mud. While this wonderful gift is boiling, they tell one of the newer witches (I forgot her name, so Ill call her Gretchen, since thats the most cliché witch name I could think of) that she was supposed to have brought gold to put in the pot of boiling mud. Unfortunately, she didn't remember and after a minute of arguing remembers that her nipples are pierced, and lifts up her shirt, giving some unneeded nudity. She gets kicked out of the witch circle because she has morning sickness in the middle of the night, and gives birth to a demon baby that tears out of her stomach. The Demon baby is actually just a baby doll dipped in fake blood. Thats about as far as I got before turning the movie off.
Some other things that bothered me: The sound was randomly muted at various times. About half the film was silent, like, when she slammed the car door, there was no sound, ruining the experience. When the black guy ran, they tripled the speed, making him go unnecessarily fast. -Kyle
Onto the movie, a man gets fired from work, and ends up seeing his ex-Boss in the woods after she was almost killed by some gross fat hairy guy who gives sacrifices to god. Anyways, since both of their cars are broken down, they run into the woods, in which several fight scenes occur, where all that actually happens is that the gross fat hairy guy swings a knife at approximately one and a half miles per hour. during the second fight scene, the main guy hits the killer with a stick, causing corn with red food die to come out of his head for some reason.
And then there's the subplot of 3 witches who want to please god, and as you know, the only way to please god is to boil a pot of mud. While this wonderful gift is boiling, they tell one of the newer witches (I forgot her name, so Ill call her Gretchen, since thats the most cliché witch name I could think of) that she was supposed to have brought gold to put in the pot of boiling mud. Unfortunately, she didn't remember and after a minute of arguing remembers that her nipples are pierced, and lifts up her shirt, giving some unneeded nudity. She gets kicked out of the witch circle because she has morning sickness in the middle of the night, and gives birth to a demon baby that tears out of her stomach. The Demon baby is actually just a baby doll dipped in fake blood. Thats about as far as I got before turning the movie off.
Some other things that bothered me: The sound was randomly muted at various times. About half the film was silent, like, when she slammed the car door, there was no sound, ruining the experience. When the black guy ran, they tripled the speed, making him go unnecessarily fast. -Kyle