Sanford (TV Series)
Cal's Diet: Part 1 (1980)
Redd Foxx: Fred G. Sanford
Quotes
-
Fred G. Sanford : [Trying to get rid of Cal before Eve arrives] Why don't you go to the movies? Why don't you see "Apocalypse Then"?
Cal Pettie : You mean "Now"?
Fred G. Sanford : I mean right now.
-
Fred G. Sanford : Why look, Cal, you know that old saying, "Two's company and three's a crowd"?
Cal Pettie : Yeah.
Fred G. Sanford : Well, in your case, two's company and three's a cattle drive.
-
Cal Pettie : Obviously this diet don't work! It's a thyroid condition!
Fred G. Sanford : Yeah, y'see, your thighs is pressin' your 'roids up in your stomach.