- Cal Pettie: Now, look, Fred. He's family. I mean, he's Aunt Esther's only son.
- Fred G. Sanford: I don't consider Esther as family. I don't consider Esther as a friend. And she's too ugly to be a pet.
- Cliff Anderson: Oh, Mom told me to tell you something.
- Fred G. Sanford: What?
- Cliff Anderson: [Imitating Esther's scowl] Watch it, sucka!