The Sandlot: Heading Home (2007 Video)

Keanu Pires: Young Tommy

Quotes 

• Tommy : Mom, put down the phone. I don't think I have a concussion. I just think I'm dead.

• Benny : Maybe I should be looking in the same mirror you're looking in, kid.

  Tommy : No, I wouldn't really recommend that.

• Wings : [to Timber]  Just try and hit my bat, okay?

  Timber : [Timber's pitch hits Wings in the groin]  Sorry.

  Wings : [falls to ground in pain]  Geez. Wrong bat, Timber!

  DP : Guys, look at this.

  Q : What are we gonna do about Timber's control problems?

  Tommy : I'll bet Wings has got some good ideas.

  Wings : [in a high-pitched voice]  Timber, if I live... you're dead!

• Tommy : [screams]  AHHHHHH!

  Sara : Well, hello there, sleepyhead.

  Tommy : W-w-where am I?

  Sara : You're home, sweetheart.

  Tommy : No, no, no. Something's really wrong. Mom? Am I dead?

  Sara : Now why would you ask such a silly thing?

  Tommy : Because I am wearing my Speed Racer PJs that I haven't seen in 30 years.

  Sara : All right, fine. I got a little backed up on the laundry. There's still a lot of unpacking to do. Don't worry, your Batman and Robin ones haven't run off.

  Tommy : Mom. Do you know how old I am?

  Sara : Twelve, almost thirteen.

  Sara : No. I'm 41 years old, I live in Beverly Hills, I have a smoking hot girlfriend who has her own reality show, I play center field for the Dodgers? And somehow I'm back here, and you're here, and the pancakes smell so real that I think I am gonna throw up.

• Tommy : [after explaining why he's going to play on Neeman's tam]  I can't risk my future for the sandlot, can I?

  Timber : [his first lines]  Maybe you're the one who shouldn't speak for a while.