- [Ricky screams at seeing the disfigured monstrosity of his brick grill]
- Ricky Ricardo: AHHHH! What happened to my beautiful Bar-B-Q?
- Lucy Ricardo: [nervous] Uh... I don't know. An earthquake?
- Ricky Ricardo: They don't have earthquakes in Connecticut!
- Lucy Ricardo: A tornado?
- Ricky Ricardo: They don't have tornadoes in Connecticut!
- Lucy Ricardo: Boy, this is a dull state!
- Ricky Ricardo: I'll tell you what it was. I think it was a couple of hurricanes. Hurricane Lucy and Hurricane Ethel!
- Lucy Ricardo: [Ethel reluctantly agrees to help Lucy rebuild their brick-and-cement Bar-B-Q in the middle of the night] Oh, gee, Ethel, thanks. It's times like this when you know what friends are for.
- Ethel Mertz: If I had known this is what friends are for, I'd have signed up as an enemy.
- Ethel Mertz: If I lost my wedding ring, we wouldn't have to find it, we'd just have to buy another box of Cracker Jacks.