- [Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together]
- Ricky Ricardo: I've got a joke you never heard in your life. I know a girl who's so dumb she thinks a football coach has four wheels. Ha ha ha.
- [Audience is silent]
- Lucy Ricardo: How many wheels does it have?
- [Audience laughs]
- [Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together]
- Ricky Ricardo: Hey, Lucy, did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
- Lucy Ricardo: I'll bet some heel started it.
- Ricky Ricardo: You're supposed to say, "What happened?"
- Lucy Ricardo: What's that?
- Ricky Ricardo: What happened?
- Lucy Ricardo: 200 soles were lost.
- [Ricky and Lucy are doing a show together]
- Ricky Ricardo: Hey, Lucy, a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater.
- Lucy Ricardo: What?
- Ricky Ricardo: Some tramp comes up to me on the street and says he hadn't had a bite in three days.
- Lucy Ricardo: What did you do, bite him?
- [Audience laughs]