- Hot Dog Salesman: [singing] My life sucks, so I sell hotdogs. I sell hotdogs because my life sucks.
- Klay Man #1: Hey, over there! I know who you are!
- Klay Man #2: Who am I?
- Klay Man #1: I know you. I know you.
- Klay Man #2: Um... ok, who are you?
- Klay Man #1: I'm your long lost brother.
- Klay Man #2: Oh, uh, really?
- Klay Man #1: Ok, here are pictures from when we were itty bitty. Itty bitty babies.
- [holds up a picture of packaged modeling clay]
- Klay Man #2: Oh, yeah. That is me.
- Klay Man #1: And here's a picture of our old home!
- [holds up a picture of a model clay vendor]
- Klay Man #1: Is your name John?
- Klay Man #2: Everybody calls me John!
- Klay Man #1: Can I ask you another question? Is your last name Pinkerton?
- Klay Man #2: Everybody calls me John Pinkerton!
- Klay Man #2: Hey is, your name Mike McNanner?
- Klay Man #1: Uh, uh, uh, everybody calls me Mike McNanner.
- Klay Man #2: You Suck!