- Charles (Brainchild): Now I have surpassed you all, by achieving what none of you could. Gentlemen, I give you... The Tick!
- Chairface Chippendale: That's not The Tick! You imp!
- The Terror: Yeah the Tick's not a bird, he's a... what do you call it - a man, right?
- Pineapple Pokopo: I - I think so?
- The Tick: You know, even though today was the worst day of my life, I learned many things. First, the world looks a lot different when you're six inches tall and covered with feathers. Second, two heads are definitely not better than one! And finally, you can lay an egg and still feel like a man!