The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Dieting (1980)

John Lawlor: Steven Bradley

Quotes 

• Steven Bradley : Why are you women always dieting? There's nothing wrong with having a little meat on your bones, it's what's on the inside that men find attractive.

  Natalie Green : That's bull, Mr. Bradley. If that were true, why aren't there ever any fat women in the pantyhose or jean commercials?

• Steven Bradley : [looks at Mrs. Garrett's lunch]  What do you call that?

  Edna Garrett : [defiantly]  I call it minding my own business.

  [he stares at her] 

  Edna Garrett : Otherwise known as green pepper on a bed of lettuce.

  Steven Bradley : Nobody ever told you this, but you're too big to be a bunny.