The Facts of Life (TV Series)

Dieting (1980)

Lisa Whelchel: Blair Warner

Quotes 

• Blair Warner : I'm far from perfect, Natalie. I look awful in yellow.

• Sue Ann Weaver : [standing on a scale]  Okay, Blair. I guess I could lose a few pounds.

  Blair Warner : A few? Kansas City beef isn't that valuable.

  [gets on the scale] 

  Sue Ann Weaver : Well, what about those choice New York cuts on you, Blair?

• Sue Ann Weaver : Blair, listen. Scott Dunbar just called. Oh, he sounds so classy. I just hope he's not disappointed in me.

  Blair Warner : I'm sure he won't be. Just remember to park your tractor outside.

  Sue Ann Weaver : Blair, if you don't think I'm good enough for him...

  Blair Warner : Hey, I'm just kidding. Park your tractor anywhere you want.