- Blair Warner: [reading Natalie's diary aloud] 'Why do I have to love Philip Finkelstein from afar?'
- [eyes widen as she reads another entry]
- Blair Warner: 'Blair Warner is an egotistical, selfish, air-brained witch'.
- Jo Polniaczek: That Natalie, she calls 'em like she sees 'em.
- Natalie Green: Are you about to fly in the face of rule number nine? No answering other people's phone calls.
- Blair Warner: Easy for you to say, you never get any.
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: Jo, have I got the answer to your prayers. I was just talking to Mr. Grey, the biology teacher, and he had some great suggestions on how to cure your snoring problem!
- Jo Polniaczek: [glares a Tootie for a moment] You told that hunk I snore?
- Natalie Green: [realizing Blair snooped] You read my diary!
- Edna Garrett: She took the key out of the sock?
- Natalie Green: You know too? Is there anyone here that doesn't know?
- [Jo and Tootie acknowledge they know]
- Blair Warner: I'd love to do something for her. Give her a present. What would be the best gift for Natalie?
- Dorothy 'Tootie' Ramsey: [with big smile] Rick Springfield!
- Blair Warner: You'll never catch me on the hockey field. All that ruffian behavior could play havoc with my bone structure.
- Jo Polniaczek: So what's the big deal? Plastic surgery's in your future anyway!
- Natalie Green: Blair, here's something to help you get that B+. This chemistry book taught me everything I know. Get to know it.
- [smiles]
- Natalie Green: Make it your friend.
- Jo Polniaczek: Take it to lunch.