- Deputy Cheresa Kimball: Carrot Top has a God-shaped hole in his heart.
- Deputy Clementine Johnson: Sometimes I have a whiskey and cheese shaped hole in my heart. Like now!
- Deputy Clementine Johnson: On Trudy's pregnancy: Weigel's got something in the oven; I hate to say it's a "bun". Probably a gargoyle, or something with hooves.