- Campbell: They tried to get it going a couple of years ago. Rumor has it that the next morning, 122 patients told their shrinks they were hearin' voices. And they prescribed them 6,000 pounds' worth of tranquilizers before they realized it was the hospital radio.
- Campbell: [Regarding the radio station] It hasn't been used in years, you know. They tried to get it going again a couple of years ago. Rumor has it that the next morning 122 patients told their shrinks they were hearing voices, and they prescribed about £6000 worth of major tranquilizers before they realised it was a hospital radio. So it had to be stopped... I don't believe it myself; I can't believe 122 patients could not be watching television at the same time!
- Isabel: To Eddie on introducing him to the hospital and patients:" Believe me, if you had to invent something that was guaranteed to drive people completely round the bend, you'd invent a mental hospital"...