A Touch of Frost (TV Series)

Endangered Species (2006)

David Jason: Insp. Jack Frost

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• Insp. Jack Frost : [Seeing the beautiful music teacher coaching fencing in the gym]  Miss Haymarsh, is there no end to your talents?

• D.S. Toolan : Our art teacher put himself out of it, lucky man. Chased the music teacher, bored housewives, long school holidays. Why did I join the police?

  Insp. Jack Frost : [Sardonically]  Because you can't draw.

• Insp. Jack Frost : [Picking up a white gavel from Edwards' desk]  Oh, by the way, is this ivory?

  Supt. Mullett : [Defensively]  It was a gift, Jack.

  Insp. Jack Frost : [Sarcastically]  Not from the elephant!

• Supt. Mullett : All right, just send young Presley there.

  Insp. Jack Frost : Oh, I can't. He's busy. He's got a body in the bed and a body in the croc.

• Sgt. Brady : We think your partners found out you and Lahn Luc were doin' a bit on the side. Who are they?

  Kevin Flannagan : I can't! They'll kill me!

  Insp. Jack Frost : Well, that's a chance I'm prepared to take.

• Kevin Flannagan : I want you to take me in for protection.

  Insp. Jack Frost : I can do better than that. I'm thinking of arresting you for murder and attempted murder. Will that do?

• Insp. Jack Frost : [Walking through a truck trailer filled with cages of dead and dying rare animals and clearly upset by what he sees]  Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear. I mean, what is a dead tiger doing in the back of a lorry in Denton? I mean, who's got the right? We can still manufacture drugs for people to stick in their arms, but we can't manufacture any more of these, can we?

• Sgt. Brady : Sir, are you sure we don't need backup?

  Insp. Jack Frost : No, no, our greatest weapon lies right here one inch beneath my nose.

  Sgt. Brady : Your mustache?

  Insp. Jack Frost : Mustache? Jerky sod!

• Insp. Jack Frost : There must be something. I mean he was beaten, eaten, and shot!

• Insp. Jack Frost : I won't be long.

  Julie Brown : Make sure you're not, Jack. I need an early night.

  Insp. Jack Frost : So do I, Julie. So do I.

• Colin Edwards : I'd like to do a deal.

  Insp. Jack Frost : Do a deal? What do you think I am, a croupier or something?