- Robert T. Ironside: [Interviewing the victim of a purse snatching] You didn't ask me down here and try to swear me to secrecy just because of a purse.
- Margaret Brainard: Well it's a police matter, isn't it? Now, how soon do you think you'll find it?
- Robert T. Ironside: I'll have Officer Myers keep you posted.
- Margaret Brainard: But I said I wanted you!
- Robert T. Ironside: Purse snatching is not my bag. If you'll pardon the pun.