- Ricky Ricardo: Hi-ya, pardner, hi.
- Little Ricky Ricardo: Can I talk to you a minute?
- Ricky Ricardo: Sure, what is it?
- Little Ricky Ricardo: Our band.
- Ricky Ricardo: Your band? Well, how did the rehearsal go?
- Little Ricky Ricardo: EEEESH.
- Ricky Ricardo: You mean that Uncle Fred and Aunt Ethel and Mommy are pretty bad, eh?
- Little Ricky Ricardo: Boy, I'll say.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, uh, maybe they're not as bad as you think.
- Little Ricky Ricardo: Oh yes they are.
- Ricky Ricardo: Well, uh, maybe they'll get better with a little practice.
- Little Ricky Ricardo: I don't want to play with them any more.
- Ricky Ricardo: You don't want to play with them any more? Well, now, wait a minute; that's not very nice. You remember what happened to you yesterday when you were playing baseball with those kids, and they didn't want you to play with them any more?
- Little Ricky Ricardo: But I play baseball better than they play music.