- June Cleaver: Well, did you find out what was keeping Larry?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: No. His mother said he left his house a whole two hours ago to come over here.
- June Cleaver: Well, I wonder what could have happened to him.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Gee. Mom, maybe a lion got loose from a circus and ate him up.
- June Cleaver: I hardly think so.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Well, then maybe he's got some amnesia in his head and he's walkin' around and he doesn't know he's Larry.
- June Cleaver: Beaver, where do you get such fantastic ideas?
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Gee, Mom, you're always tellin' me to read stuff.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: Hey, Wally, what are you doin'?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: Sit-ups.
- Theodore 'Beaver' Cleaver: What are they?
- Wallace 'Wally' Cleaver: They're push ups, only you do 'em sittin' down.
- [while Larry is walking down the street, Gilbert and Whitey jump out from behind a bush and pretend to shoot him with sticks for rifles]
- Whitey Whitney: You're dead, Larry. Fall down.
- Larry Mondello: I've got my new pants on. I'm not allowed to fall down.
- Whitey Whitney: Oh.
- Gilbert Bates: Hey, you goin' to the movies this afternoon?
- Larry Mondello: Nah. I gotta pay Beaver back what I owe him from borrowin' off him in school. Then I won't have any money.
- Gilbert Bates: Boy, you're gonna miss a neat movie. It's all about this professor guy who makes a mechanical man, and it robs banks for him and everything.
- Larry Mondello: No foolin'?
- Gilbert Bates: It's got two television cameras for eyes. And later on, it falls in love with the professor's girlfriend, and starts killin' people all over the place.
- Larry Mondello: Boy, oh boy!
- Whitey Whitney: You can eat over at my house for free, and then we can go to the picture.
- Larry Mondello: Yeah? What're ya havin'?
- Whitey Whitney: Hamburgers and pie.
- Larry Mondello: Yeah, but I gotta pay Beaver back. What kind of pie?
- Whitey Whitney: Apple, with ice cream.
- Gilbert Bates: And then after lunch, we can see The Iron Fiend.