Married... with Children (TV Series)

Best of Bundy (1995)

Amanda Bearse: Marcy D'Arcy

Quotes 

• Marcy D'Arcy : I don't know why we even need bras.

  Al Bundy : Well, I think it's to keep your breast off the plate when you eat.

• Marcy D'Arcy : You know who we have to thank for this whole bra problem?

  Al Bundy : Me?

  Marcy D'Arcy : No, men! They design and manufacture bras not for the bosoms that we have, but for the bosoms that they want. You know what would happen if men had breasts?

  Al Bundy : We wouldn't need women anymore?

  Peggy Bundy : [to Al]  And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore!

  Al Bundy : That's what happened to my Die Hards!