Married... with Children (TV Series)

Best of Bundy (1995)

Christina Applegate: Kelly Bundy

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bundy : I just thought it was time to give something back to the community.

  Bud Bundy : Judging by the lines at the free clinic, you already have.

• Kelly Bundy : Look what they want me to wear for my next Verminator commercial.

  [tiny red bikini] 

  Kelly Bundy : Daddy, I'm afraid that if I keep doing this, people are gonna think that I'm all body and no...

  [forgets what she's talking about] 

  Al Bundy : Mind?

  Kelly Bundy : No, I don't, go ahead.

• Kelly Bundy : Well, Dad, I guess this means au revoir... Mom... adidas.

• Kelly Bundy : The prostitution rests!

• Kelly Bundy : I just hope he doesn't make a testicle of himself!

• Bud Bundy : You can't be this dumb!

  Kelly Bundy : I can be anything I wanna be, this is the Nineties!

• Kelly Bundy : Daddy, it's so hot you can lay an egg on the sidewalk!