Married... with Children (TV Series)

Best of Bundy (1995)

Katey Sagal: Peggy Bundy

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• Peggy Bundy : Hi, honey. How was your day?

  Al Bundy : Hey, I came home, how good could it have been?

• Al Bundy : I wish the world was a fly and I was a giant rolled-up newspaper.

  Peggy Bundy : Here we go again.

  Al Bundy : A fat woman clip-clopped into the shoe store today. She said "I'd like something I'd be comfortable in." I said "Try Wyoming!"

• Marcy D'Arcy : You know who we have to thank for this whole bra problem?

  Al Bundy : Me?

  Marcy D'Arcy : No, men! They design and manufacture bras not for the bosoms that we have, but for the bosoms that they want. You know what would happen if men had breasts?

  Al Bundy : We wouldn't need women anymore?

  Peggy Bundy : [to Al]  And if you had what other men have, I wouldn't need batteries anymore!

  Al Bundy : That's what happened to my Die Hards!

• Peggy Bundy : Gee, Al, I don't know about you, but I'm horny as hell.

  Al Bundy : Well, so am I, but you don't see me bothering you about it, do you?