Family Guy (TV Series)
Stewie Loves Lois (2006)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Tricia Takanawa, Mexican Actress, Ice Man's Wife
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Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mama! Mama! Mama! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mum! Mummy! Mummy! Mumma! Mumma! Mumma!
Lois Griffin : WHAT!
Stewie Griffin : Hi.
[Runs off giggling]
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Lois Griffin : Peter, my God, you look terrible. What happened?
Peter Griffin : [Slowly] I was raped.
Lois Griffin : [Chuckles] What?
Peter Griffin : Doctor Hartman violated me. He took my innocence.
Lois Griffin : [Chuckles harder] W-What?
[Peter whispers in her ear]
Lois Griffin : Peter, that's a prostate exam. It's an important part of a physical for men your age.
Peter Griffin : You sound just like him!
[Runs off, sobbing]
Lois Griffin : Fuckin' idiot.
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Lois Griffin : Oh my God! What's happening to me? I'm like that Texas woman who gave her son brain damage by holding him under water.
[gasps]
Lois Griffin : I'm just like Barbara Bush!
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Stewie Griffin : Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Lois? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Ma? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mom? Mommy? Mommy? Momma? Momma? Momma?
Lois Griffin : WHAT?
Stewie Griffin : Hi...
[runs off giggling]