Family Guy (TV Series)

Stewie Loves Lois (2006)

Mike Henry: Cleveland Brown

Quotes 

• Joe Swanson : [at The Drunken Clam]  Peter, what's the matter with you today? You're not yourself.

  Peter Griffin : Guys, I went to Dr. Hartman yesterday and... he did things to my fanny!

  Cleveland Brown : Peter, it's okay.

  Peter Griffin : It's not okay! You don't know what it's like!

  Cleveland Brown : You're wrong. I, too, have felt the cold finger of injustice on my insidey parts!

  Peter Griffin : He... he did it to you, too?

  Glenn Quagmire : I have something to say. Dr. Hartman violated me as well. I only went in there for a physical/guinea pig removal, but I turned out to be the guinea pig, for his sexual experimentation!

  Joe Swanson : You guys are a bunch of queers.

  [wheels off-screen, then returns, crying] 

  Joe Swanson : And so am I! Oh God, it was horrible! I scrubbed and I scrubbed, but damn it, they don't make water hot enough!

  Peter Griffin : My God, we've all been victims of Dr. Hartman's "prostate exam." Well, gentleman, the abuse stops here. I will not turn a brown eye to this. I am gonna sue that bastard and make him pay out the ass. No ifs, ands or buts. I'm gonna be real anal about this.

  [pause] 

  Peter Griffin : Sphincter.