Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Prank Call (1996)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [Harry gets yet another prank call a month later] 

  Harry Sachz : [answers phone]  YEAH?

  Beavis : [Butthead is straining to take a dump in the john and then does so and Beavis then flushes the john]  IT'S HARRY SACHZ!

  Harry Sachz : YOU!

  [slams up the phone and then looks at Phone I.D. to trace the number that called him] 

  Harry Sachz : NOW SOMEONE GONNA DIE!

  [starts to dial the number that called him moments ago] 

• Butt-head : [Harry Sachz has just called the boys on his phone with his Phone I.D. and Butthead answers the phone]  Hello?

  Harry Sachz : You just won yourself a free pizza. We will be happy to deliver it right over to your house. What's your address?

  Butt-head : Um?

  Harry Sachz : You don't know your own address?

  Butt-head : Um hehhehhehhehheh!

  Harry Sachz : Uh tell you what you got any mail around? Read me the address off of that.

  Butt-head : [to Beavis]  Uh do we like have any mail around?

  Beavis : Uh lets see.

  [digs into couch] 

  Beavis : There's that stuff we took out of Stewart's mailbox.

  [pulls out stolen mail] 

  Butt-head : [to Harry Sachz]  Uh, Ok!

  Harry Sachz : Good. Now, what does it say?

  Butt-head : Uh, Stewart Stevenson 67 Maple Street. Now hurry up and bring over that pizza. I'm hungry.

  [Butthead hangs up and Harry Sachz does too and then breaks his pencil] 

• Harry Sachz : Hello?

  Beavis : Um, um... YOU SUCK!

  [flushes toilet] 

• Mrs. Stevenson : Care for some cookies, Stewart?

  Stewart Stevenson : All right! Thanks, Mom!

  [Harry Sachz breaks the door open] 

  Mrs. Stevenson : Ooohh!

  Stewart Stevenson : [screams] 

  Harry Sachz : You little worm! Was it you? Was it?

  Stewart Stevenson : Uh, I didn't do anything!

  [Harry Sachz prepares to hit Stewart, Stewart screams] 

  Mr. Stevenson : Damn it. What's all the noise in here? I'm on the pho -

  [notices Harry Sachz] 

  Mr. Stevenson : Oh, my God!

  Harry Sachz : It was YOU, wasn't it? I'll kill you!

  Mr. Stevenson : Damn it! Operator! Aah! No!

  [Harry Sachz grabs him by the legs and drags him into the bathroom] 

  Mr. Stevenson : Hey, this is between you and Stewart! Get him! Please!

  Harry Sachz : [shoves Mr. Stevenson head first into the toilet, flushes it]  You like the way that sounds, funny man? Huh?

  Mr. Stevenson : No! You must mean Stewart!

  Harry Sachz : Listen very carefully, funny man! If you ever, EVER, call me again; I swear, I'll find you wherever you are, and I'll gut you! But just to make sure that you don't call me, I'm gonna stick your phone where you'll have an awful hard time dialing it!

  [picks up the phone and lifts the back of Mr. Stevenson's pants] 

  Mr. Stevenson : No, please, no!

  [screams in pain] 

• Beavis : Lets call that Harrys sack guy again.