The Flintstones (TV Series)

Fred Goes Ape (1966)

Alan Reed: Fred Flintstone

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Quotes 

• Fred Flintstone : I'm going down to the drugstore to pick up some of that Scram.

  Barney Rubble : It's kind of late, Fred; maybe we should go in the morning.

  [Fred sneezes, knocking Barney into the wall] 

  Barney Rubble : OK, Fred. I can take a hint. We'll go now.

• Fred Flintstone : [Fred & Barney pull up in front of the drugstore]  Here we are, Bar...

  [Fred sneezes, moving the car backwards] 

  Barney Rubble : You know, Fred, if we could harness the power in those sneezes, we could forget about paying the electric bill.

  Fred Flintstone : Never mind the wisecracks, I need that Scram.

• Barney Rubble : [Points to a display table]  Look, Fred, enough Scram for an army. Or at least an army of sneezes.

  Fred Flintstone : You wouldn't think it was so funny if it happened to...

  [Fred sneezes, knocking over the display table] 

  Barney Rubble : Uh-oh, Fred. I think you just bought a lifetime supply of Scram.

• Fred Flintstone : [When Wilma reminds him that he promised to take Pebbles to the zoo]  Maybe the animals aren't feeling well. I hear there's a zoo virus going around.

  Wilma Flintstone : We'll wear face masks.