- Eugene Krabs: I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready for me money.
- [a crowd of angry fish show up]
- Eugene Krabs: Welcome to Pretty Patties. May I take your money?
- Phyllis: [furious] We want a refund, Krabs!
- [All the angry customer shout in agreement]
- Eugene Krabs: Huh? What?
- Fish #40: Your dumb Pretty Patties turned my face purple!!
- Scotsman: [lifts his shirt to reveal his plaided stomach] Look what I got under me kilt!
- Ladies: And look at our tongues!
- [The camera zooms close to a fish with his normal-colored tongue out]
- Eugene Krabs: What's wrong with you?
- [The fish turns off the lights to show that his normal tongue is now glowing green]
- Tongue Fish: We want our money back--all 46,853 of us!
- Patrick: [to a bird] Whistling
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, I didn't know you speak bird.
- Patrick: That's not bird Spongebob; that's Italian.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hey Patrick, are you angry too?
- Patrick: Yeah.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: What's the matter?
- Patrick: [looks up, and seethes] I can't see my forehead! What's your problem?
- [about the butterfly]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, we can't leave that monster in Sandy's house. It might eat Sandy's other pets.
- Patrick: Or worse it might eat Sandy's pets.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: No, it might eat Sandy.
- [Wormy has transformed into a butterfly]
- Patrick: What is that thing, SpongeBob?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know, Patrick, but whatever it is, it must have eaten Wormy!
- Patrick: Why does this keep happening to me?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Patrick, how long has it been?
- [Patrick looks at his watch, which is just drawn on his wrist with crayon]
- Patrick: Aw, I have to draw a new battery for this.
- [Squidward and Mr. Krabs have gone over to inspect Wormy, who is fluttering around the Krusty Krab inside a bubble]
- Squidward Tentacles: Get a load of the scary monster! Haw haw! "Monster"! Haw haw haw!
- Eugene Krabs: Aww, it looks harmless.
- Squidward Tentacles: It's kinda cute.
- Eugene Krabs: It reminds me of money!
- [Squidward gently clasps the bubble with his hands and looks into it]
- Squidward Tentacles: "Monster"! Haw haw haw!
- Eugene Krabs: Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr-arr!
- [the two of them look at the butterfly's face and see that it's horrifying. The two shriek and make a run for it]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You look pretty appetizing, Patrick! Now, just stay here and wait for the monster! I'll go get the net!
- [walks off and the butterfly begins to fly by and land on Patrick's butt which makes Patrick feel scared]
- Patrick: [whimpering, spitting out the apple] SpongeBob! Hurry up with that net!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Hold on, Patrick!
- [searches through Sandy's trunk for the net]
- Patrick: I really don't taste that good, Mister Monster.
- [Wormy crawls down Patrick's helmet. Patrick sees the buzzing horsefly close-up and runs off screaming, leaving his discarded undergarments behind. SpongeBob runs by with the net]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I'm coming, Patrick!
- [Patrick then rips right through the net and crashes into the tree, causing some acorns to fall into his helmet]