Romeo & Juliet: Sealed with a Kiss (2005)

Chip Albers: Mercutio

Quotes 

• Montague : Mercutio, what do you suppose is the matter with my son?

  Mercutio : What, young Romeo? I think he swallowed a little sushi and it went down the wrong pipe, y'know what I'm talkin' about?

  Benvolio : You know, too many sea slugs can be bad for your digestion.

• Mercutio : [after rolling in white sand]  And voila, I am a Capulet!

  Benvolio : Great, you look just like a Capulet. We're gonna die!

• Mercutio : [laughing hysterically, about the Prince]  Yo, Blubber Butt! I wonder how deep the ocean is when you're not in it?

• Mercutio : The prince is so stupid, that if he fell off a cliff, he'd have to stop halfway for directions!