The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XVII (2006)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : [the town just recovered from a "War of the Worlds" radio scare and Homer is too smart to fall for anything ever again]  Dad, a flying saucer just blew up that statue.

  Homer Simpson : Lisa, it's just a radio show!

• Golem : I feel so guilty! I've mangled and maimed 37 people and I told a telemarketer I was busy when I wasn't! I'm not a good man.

  Lisa Simpson : He sure is neurotic for a monster.

• Lisa Simpson : Bart did your mystical Jewish monster beat up those bullies?

  Bart Simpson : Oh, it's always the Jew's fault!