SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
As Seen on TV/Can You Spare a Dime? (2002)
Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs
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Quotes
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Donate money to the children's fund? Why? What have the children ever done for me?
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Squidward : Are you accussing me of something?
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: One, you stole it; two, you stole it; or three, you stole it!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Where's Spongebob?
SpongeBob SquarePants : [Under the ground] Down here, sir.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : What are you doing down there, boy?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward said I can help by burying myself.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Well, get out of there. I need you to help with the commercial.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Me, in the Krusty Krab commercial, me!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Squidward, what in Neptune's name is going on here?
Squidward : We're making a commercial.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : What you're doing is wasting all my money. I told you to rent out only what's absolutely necessary.
Squidward : This is all absolutely necessary.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Then what's all this useless junk?
Squidward : That's the useless junk for scene, uh, 28.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Then how do you explain that? A second Krusty Krab.
Squidward : Everyone needs an understudy.
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [Looking at his look-alike] Well, you got me there. But what about him?
[Points to a clown]
Squidward : This job can get very stressful, Mr. Krabs.
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Mr. Krabs : [counting] one, two, blue, applesauce...
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Mr. Krabs : Well, the way I see it, there are three possibilities: one, you put the dime in me pants; two, you put the dime in me pants; or three, YOU PUT THE DIME IN ME PANTS!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [examining the dime carefully] Wrong!
[throws the dime back at SpongeBob]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That ain't my first dime.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [eyes mangled] You you can't do that to me. I'm you're boss!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I wanna see empty suction cups!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : You can't put a price on me first dime
[becomes infuriated]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : and I can't forgive that theiving bildgerat Squidward for stealing it!
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [gasps in excitement] Me first dime! Oh dimey I'll never loose you again.
[he embraces it]
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : I've been in business a long time boy.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Ay lad, just let the dime and me have our privacy
[spins the dime around and starts kissing it]
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : [to the crew who are making the commercial] Alright get lost of you your fired! Go on scram, get out here you moochers!
[the crowd starts dispersing]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : That's right keep moving!
[to the clown]
Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : except you you stay.
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Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Show me your tentacles!