SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Krabby Land/The Camping Episode (2004)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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[after Squidward is attacked by the Seabear]
Squidward : What did I do that time?
SpongeBob : I don't know, I guess he just doesn't like you!
Patrick : Pretend to be somebody else!
SpongeBob : [tossing Squidward their stick] Here, draw a circle!
Squidward : Okay.
[the Seabear suddenly attacks Squidward yet again]
SpongeBob : That was an oval! It has to be a circle!
Squidward : Move over!
[he jumps into the Anti-Seabear circle; the Seabear growls at Squidward before seeing the circle and threatens him before moving away]
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SpongeBob : I call this one The Campfire Song Song.
SpongeBob : [singing] Let's gather round the campfire and sing our campfire song, out C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song and if you don't think that we can sing it faster than you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along
Patrick : [in Squidward's ear] Bum, bum, bum...
SpongeBob : [singing a bit faster] C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, and if you don't think we can sing it faster then you're wrong, but it'll help if you just sing along, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G song, Patrick
Patrick : [singing off key] SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E
SpongeBob : Squidward!
[Squidward stoically sits on the ground and refuses to sing along]
SpongeBob : Good!
[He changes his to the tune of a rock song]
SpongeBob : It'll help! It'll help! If you just sing along!
[He bounds off of a podium and smashes his guitar on the ground. Patrick slams a drum over SpongeBob, who bursts out of the drum, yelling]
SpongeBob : OH, YEAH!
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Seabears are all too real.
[holds up a copy of the Bikini Bottom Inquirer]
SpongeBob SquarePants : It says so in the Bikini Bottom Inquirer.
Squidward : [reading headline on cover] "I Married a Sea Bear"?
Patrick : Yeah! And Fake Science Monthly!
[holds up a copy of Fake Science Monthly]
Squidward : [reading headline] "Sea-Bears and Fairytales Are Real"? That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!
Patrick : Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!
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Squidward : Why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the sea bears away?
SpongeBob : Okay, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.
Squidward : Okay, then what?
SpongeBob : Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.
Patrick : Flashlights are their natural prey.
Squidward : You're kidding.
SpongeBob : Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.
Patrick : Yeah.
Squidward : Go on.
SpongeBob : Don't ever eat cheese.
Squidward : Cubed or sliced?
[SpongeBob and Patrick whisper among each other briefly]
SpongeBob : Cubed; sliced is fine.
Squidward : Yeah, yeah, and?
SpongeBob : Never wear a sombrero...
Patrick : In a goofy fashion!
SpongeBob : Or clown shoes.
Patrick : Or a hoop skirt.
SpongeBob : And never...
Patrick : ...ever...
SpongeBob : ...EVER...
SpongeBob , Patrick : ...SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!
Squidward : Wow! It's amazing how many things can set a sea bear off.
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[the Seabear attacked Squidward]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Squidward, are you okay?
Squidward : [battered from the attack] No.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Quick, jump inside our anti-Seabear circle before he comes back!
Patrick : Yeah, Seabears often attack more than once!
Squidward : Are you crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster! I'm running for my life!
[runs off]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : No!
[the Seabear returns and attacks Squidward again]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Don't run! Seabears hate that!
Squidward : Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : No!
[the Seabear returns yet again and attacks Squidward]
SpongeBob SquarePants : They hate limping more than running!
Squidward : Well, I guess I'll just have...
[the Seabear suddenly returns yet again and attacks Squidward further]
SpongeBob SquarePants : I should have warned you about crawling!
