SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Krusty Towers/Mrs. Puff, You're Fired (2006)

Robin Sachs: Sergeant Roderick

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Quotes 

• Sergeant Roderick : Everyone will follow the rules of the class. First rule: no talking.

  Student #1 : Does that mean...?

  [Sergeant Roderick picks up student and throws him through a door] 

  Sergeant Roderick : Second rule: no eating in my class.

  [pulls out a box of bon-bons] 

  Sergeant Roderick : Would anyone care for a bon-bon?

  [Spongebob and the others look nervously at him] 

  Student #2 : Uh, I'll eat one!

  [others gasp] 

  Sergeant Roderick : Pick your favorite.

  [student eats bon-bon] 

  Sergeant Roderick : How's it taste?

  Student #2 : It's a delightful taste sensation...

  Sergeant Roderick : [picks up student]  NO EATING IN MY CLASSROOM!

  [throws him through another door] 

• Sergeant Roderick : What are you supposed to be learning in this class?

  SpongeBob : To drive?

  Sergeant Roderick : Affirmative, but before you can learn to drive, you must first learn to crawl, then you can learn to walk, and then to run. But before you can learn to walk, you must first learn to crawl. I want you to crawl!

• SpongeBob : How'd I do?

  Sergeant Roderick : How'd you do? Why don't you ask the shattered remains of this pedestrian... *how you did*?