SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

New Student Starfish/Clams (2002)

Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles

Quotes 

• SpongeBob SquarePants : [Mr. Krabs rubs his latest dollar all over his body while celebrating]  What's wrong with Mr. Krabs?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Nothing lad, do you know what this is?

  [shows them the dollar] 

  Squidward Tentacles : A very dirty dollar?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Hey, Squidward. You want me to cast out over here so you can watch me?

  Squidward Tentacles : How about you cast out over there so I can ignore you?

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Poor Mr. Krabs, gone forever out of our lives forever.

  [crying] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Why couldn't it have been me?

  Squidward Tentacles : [also crying]  Yes! Why couldn't it have been you?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Why did he have to go like this? Why?

  Squidward Tentacles : Why did he have to go like this and leave me tied to this idiot?

  [They both bawl] 

• Squidward Tentacles : Oh, please. He is such a drama queen.

• Squidward Tentacles : A sandwich? You expect me to break my back over a sandwich?

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Not a sandwich.

  [He dumps sandwiches overboard] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : *The* sandwich.

  Squidward Tentacles : Whatever. We've got plenty more to...

  [Mr. Krabs dumps the entire refrigerator overboard] 

  Squidward Tentacles : ... Eat.

• Squidward Tentacles : Where are we going? Bikini Bottom Palm Springs?

  [Squidward fantasizes being in a pool] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : No.

  Squidward Tentacles : Pamper Island?

  [Fantasizes being on a beach] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Try again.

  Squidward Tentacles : Oh, oh, oh! Bikini Bottom Folk Village?

  [Fantasizes wearing 18th century clothes and a powdered wig] 

  Mr. Eugene H. Krabs : Better than that.

  Squidward Tentacles : [Everyone is on a cheap-looking boat]  Clam fishing? This is the reward we get for our hard work? Fishing for stinky clams in a smelly old boat on a filthy lagoon?