- Plankton: Felicitations, malefactors! I am endeavoring to misappropiate the formulary for affordable comestibles! Who will join me?
- Squidward Tentacles: SpongeBob, if you really wanna find your name tag, just retrace your steps.
- SpongeBob: Retrace my steps...? Squidward, you're a genius!
- Squidward Tentacles: [modestly] Heh, a genius? Well, I don't know about that.
- [He chuckles, flattered by SpongeBob's remark]
- SpongeBob: Cover me till I get back, okay?
- Squidward Tentacles: [distracted] Oh, sure, sure. Heh, heh, a genius, well, how about...?
- [It dawns on him as he's talking to himself that SpongeBob has just abandoned him on duty]
- Squidward Tentacles: Hey!
- Plankton: Alone, we are powerless, but together, the Plankton family can be a real pain in the fanny. Maybe Krabs can handle one Plankton, but let's see him take on two, or ten, or a hundred, or a thousand!
- Plankton: Victory, thy name is Plankton!
- [He turns around, revealing a paper taped to his back which says "Sheldon"]
- Squidward Tentacles: Let me guess. It's at home... under your mattress.
- [Mr. Krabs gasps, then runs home at top speed]
- Mr. Krabs: Curse you, Squidward!