SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown (2001)

Clancy Brown: Mr. Krabs, Fish #1

Quotes 

• Mr. Krabs : Yes sir, that is bad word number 11. In fact, there are 13 words you should never use.

  Squidward : Don't you mean seven?

  Mr. Krabs : Not if you're a sailor.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!

  Mr. Krabs : What? What? What?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!

  Mr. Krabs : Yes? Yes? Yes?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : He said, he said, he said...

  Mr. Krabs : On with it boy!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators and he was going up, up, up, and I had to ride the eel and then we ran, and Patrick, he said some things.

  Mr. Krabs : What kind of things?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, he said...

  Mr. Krabs : Yes...

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, let's just say he said a certain word that you said he shouldn't say and this particular word happens to be word #11 on the list of thirteen words you said shouldn't be said.

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, see you in the AM, Mr. Krabs.

  Mr. Krabs : Hold on there, SpongeBob! Take that pile of filth out with ya.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [Gasps]  Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.

  Squidward : [Holding a trash bag]  He means this filth, you loon!

• Mr. Krabs : [hears Spongebob and Patrick using the curse word]  Do my ears deceive me? You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash.

  [picks SpongeBob and Patrick up by their pants and carries them outside the Krusty Krab] 

  Mr. Krabs : You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back.

  [walks back in Krusty Krab] 

  Patrick Star : What's going to happen to us?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll probably get forty lashes!

  Patrick Star : Oh no!

  [imagines himself with forty eyelashes] 

• Mr. Krabs : Ow, Ooh! Ow! My

  [dolphin chirp] 

  Mr. Krabs : foot! What

  [dolphin chirp] 

  Mr. Krabs : genius put a

  [dolphin chirp] 

  Mr. Krabs : rock in a

  [dolphin chirp] 

  Mr. Krabs : path? Can't you see I got a

  [boat horn] 

  Mr. Krabs : foot here? Oh!

  [Seal bark] 

• [Spongebob and Patrick have just found out Mr. Krabs has used all 13 "bad words" after accidentally hitting his foot with a rock] 

  SpongeBob : We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : No! Please! Not me mommy!

  [Spongebob and Patrick run off, laughing] 

  Mr. Krabs : Wait, please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!

• [Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs arrive at Mr. Krabs' mother's home, where they pound on the front door] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!

  Mama Krabs : [opening door]  Well, hello there!

  [Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mama Krabs, he said

  [points at Patrick; dolphin chirp] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : and then he said

  [points at Mr. Krabs; dolphin chirps] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : and he said

  [points at Patrick with both arms and one leg; dolphin chirps] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : again and he said

  [seal barks] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : , and then he screamed at the top of his voice

  [foghorn blows] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : !

  Patrick Star : [overlapping]  It was terrible.

  SpongeBob SquarePants : And he...

  Mr. Krabs : [overlapping, angrily]  Gah, they're a bunch of

  [horn honks] 

  Mr. Krabs : liars!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care! Such a stream of...

  [seagull caws, foghorn, ship's bell] 

  Patrick Star : It was terrible!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : ...I have ever heard in my days!

  Mama Krabs : [shocked]  Oh, dear! My poor old heart.

  [faints] 

  Mr. Krabs : [gasps]  Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?

  [takes a coin out of her pocket] 

  Mr. Krabs : You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!

  Mama Krabs : [waking up]  You should *all* be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to *work* like sailors.

• [as punishment for swearing in Mama Krabs' presence, Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs are put to work painting Mama Krabs' house for her] 

  Mama Krabs : I guess you scallywags have earned a glass of lemonade.

  [laughs, then stubs her foot on a rock] 

  Mama Krabs : YEOW! My

  [Klaxon horn] 

  Mama Krabs : foot!

  [everyone gasps in shock] 

  Mr. Krabs : Mother!

  Mama Krabs : What? It's Old Man Jenkins and his jalopy.

  Old Man Jenkins : [driving by]  Howdy, Mrs. K!

  [honks horn] 

  Old Man Jenkins : [everyone laughs]