SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Sailor Mouth/Artist Unknown (2001)
Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Sailor, Fish #1
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [reading dumpster] Krabs is a -
[dolphin chirps]
Janitor : [annoyed] Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, sometimes, but not... recently.
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[Squidward is teaching art to SpongeBob]
Squidward : Now, repeat after me. I have no talent.
SpongeBob SquarePants : I have no talent.
Squidward : Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mr. Tentacles has all the talent.
Squidward : If I'm lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles' talent may rub off on me.
SpongeBob SquarePants : If I'm lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles all over my art.
[smiles big with his teeth while Squidward stares at him]
Squidward : Whatever.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS! MR. KRABS!
Mr. Krabs : What? What? What?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick! Patrick! Patrick!
Mr. Krabs : Yes? Yes? Yes?
SpongeBob SquarePants : He said, he said, he said...
Mr. Krabs : On with it boy!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Me and Patrick were playing Eels and Escalators and he was going up, up, up, and I had to ride the eel and then we ran, and Patrick, he said some things.
Mr. Krabs : What kind of things?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, he said...
Mr. Krabs : Yes...
SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, let's just say he said a certain word that you said he shouldn't say and this particular word happens to be word #11 on the list of thirteen words you said shouldn't be said.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, see you in the AM, Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs : Hold on there, SpongeBob! Take that pile of filth out with ya.
SpongeBob SquarePants : [Gasps] Mr. Krabs! You shouldn't talk about Squidward like that.
Squidward : [Holding a trash bag] He means this filth, you loon!
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Mr. Krabs : [hears Spongebob and Patrick using the curse word] Do my ears deceive me? You two should be ashamed! Time to take out the trash.
[picks SpongeBob and Patrick up by their pants and carries them outside the Krusty Krab]
Mr. Krabs : You two need to be taught a lesson. I thought I made it clear. Never, and I mean, never use number 11 or any of the 13 bad words! Now the both of youse wait right here. I'll be back.
[walks back in Krusty Krab]
Patrick Star : What's going to happen to us?
SpongeBob SquarePants : We'll probably get forty lashes!
Patrick Star : Oh no!
[imagines himself with forty eyelashes]
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SpongeBob : Attention, customers! Today's special is a
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : Krabby Patty served in a greasy
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : sauce and grilled to
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : perfection! And don't forget to ask us to
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : the
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : fries! It'll be our
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : pleasure!
SpongeBob : [Squidward glares at SpongeBob and Patrick] Hi, Squidward! How the
[dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob : are you?
Patrick Star : Nice
[dolphin chirp]
Patrick Star : day, isn't it, Squidward?
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SpongeBob SquarePants : You, the teacher to my pupil? This isn't art class, it's heaven.
Squidward : Yeah. Well, grab a little piece of heaven and sit down.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : These hands were not meant to create. They only destroy. I can't look at them!
[SpongeBob's hands separate from his arms and hide in a can; Squidward retreives them]
Squidward : Come on, SpongeBob. You have a pair of yellow dandies here. And with my help, they can be tools of beauty.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Really?
Squidward : Really.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Really?
Squidward : Really.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Really?
Squidward : [impatient] Really!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Wow!... Really?
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SpongeBob Squarepants : [rolling dice] Come on, Gary needs a new pair of shoes!
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[Spongebob and Patrick have just found out Mr. Krabs has used all 13 "bad words" after accidentally hitting his foot with a rock]
SpongeBob : We're gonna tell your mom, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs : No! Please! Not me mommy!
[Spongebob and Patrick run off, laughing]
Mr. Krabs : Wait, please don't tell me mother! I don't think her little old heart can take it!
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[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs arrive at Mr. Krabs' mother's home, where they pound on the front door]
SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick Star : Mama Krabs! Mama Krabs!
Mama Krabs : [opening door] Well, hello there!
[Spongebob, Patrick and Mr. Krabs all explain the situation at the same time, swearing numerous times as they do so]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mama Krabs, he said
[points at Patrick; dolphin chirp]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and then he said
[points at Mr. Krabs; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : and he said
[points at Patrick with both arms and one leg; dolphin chirps]
SpongeBob SquarePants : again and he said
[seal barks]
SpongeBob SquarePants : , and then he screamed at the top of his voice
[foghorn blows]
Patrick Star : [overlapping] It was terrible.
SpongeBob SquarePants : And he...
Mr. Krabs : [overlapping, angrily] Gah, they're a bunch of
[horn honks]
Mr. Krabs : liars!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Mrs. Krabs, he didn't care! Such a stream of...
[seagull caws, foghorn, ship's bell]
Patrick Star : It was terrible!
SpongeBob SquarePants : ...I have ever heard in my days!
Mama Krabs : [shocked] Oh, dear! My poor old heart.
[faints]
Mr. Krabs : [gasps] Oh, dear Mother! What have these foul-mouthed heathens done to you?
[takes a coin out of her pocket]
Mr. Krabs : You two should be ashamed! Making an old lady faint with your sailor talk!
Mama Krabs : [waking up] You should *all* be ashamed. And if you're going to talk like sailors, then you're going to *work* like sailors.