SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Squid on Strike/Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm (2001)

Tom Kenny: SpongeBob, Narrator, Gary, Hook Fish, Fish #156, Teenager #1

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Quotes 

• Sandy : I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer, and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me.

  SpongeBob : What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"

  Sandy : Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down.

• SpongeBob : I saw it! It was big, it was all wiggly, and it ate EVERYTHING!

  Patrick : That's horrible!

  [eats everything on his tray] 

  SpongeBob : It was an Alaskan bull worm!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppresssion!

  Fish : What the heck does that mean?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : I don't know. Squidward told me to yell it at people.

• Sandy Cheeks : SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?

  [pulls a realistic boat down by the chain of its anchor] 

  SpongeBob SquarePants : You are.

  Sandy Cheeks : And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-K" in karate?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [shaped into a "U"]  You did.

  Sandy Cheeks : And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : [his butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"]  You do.

• Sandy Cheeks : [after wrestling the worm in a cave]  Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's not the worm.

  Sandy Cheeks : Pardon?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : That's not the worm. That's his tongue.

  [camera pulls back; the "cave" has two beady eyes] 

  Sandy Cheeks : Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!

• SpongeBob SquarePants : Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!

  Sandy Cheeks : Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.