- Squidward: [addressing the people of Bikini Bottom through a megaphone while on strike from the Krusty Krab] With your support, we will send the hammer of the people's will crashing through the windows of Mr. Krabs' HOUSE OF SERVITUDE!
- [everyone cheers]
- Fish #1: Wow, all this supporting is making me hungry.
- Fish #2: Hey, everybody, let's go get a Krabby Patty!
- [everyone cheers and run into the Krusty Krab, trampling Squidward as they do]
- Squidward: Nobody gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they can get their instant gratification.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Krusty Krab is unfair! Mr. Krabs is in there, standing at the concession, plotting his oppresssion!
- Fish: What the heck does that mean?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: I don't know. Squidward told me to yell it at people.
- Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the strongest critter in Bikini Bottom?
- [pulls a realistic boat down by the chain of its anchor]
- SpongeBob SquarePants: You are.
- Sandy Cheeks: And who put the "hiya-hi-ho-K" in karate?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [shaped into a "U"] You did.
- Sandy Cheeks: And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: [his butt reads "Property of Sandy Cheeks"] You do.
- Sandy Cheeks: [after wrestling the worm in a cave] Boy, that critter put up some sort of fight, but as you can see, I'm from Texas, and no worm is a match for me. I even found my tail!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm.
- Sandy Cheeks: Pardon?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: That's not the worm. That's his tongue.
- [camera pulls back; the "cave" has two beady eyes]
- Sandy Cheeks: Oh... this is the tongue, and the whole thing is the... worm. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
- Sandy Cheeks: Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.