SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

The Sponge Who Could Fly (2003)

Dylan Haggerty: Newscaster

Quotes 

• Patchy the Pirate : [the episode just ended]  Wow wasn't that great kids?

  Potty : Let's watch it again.

  Patchy the Pirate : That's a good idea Potty. What where's the remote? Where's the remote?

  [stands up] 

  Patchy the Pirate : I've lost my remote you know they should make them easy to

  [a brick flies through the window and hits Patchy on his head causing him to faint] 

  Patchy the Pirate : [Picks up the brick and sees the remote is attached to it]  My remote

  [goes to the window] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Thanks stranger.

  Mrs. Johnson : Don't mention it Patchy.

  [takes off in her jetpack wheelchair] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Alright now which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?

  [hits a button and it turns to a channel with a clown juggling] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No that's not it.

  [hits another button and turns to the weather channel] 

  Newscaster : As for Encino.

  Patchy the Pirate : No wrong again

  [hits another button shows a western film, hits another button shows a football game, hits another button and shows a flower the starts rapidly hitting buttons on the remote] 

  Potty : Let me do it.

  [grabs the remote] 

  Patchy the Pirate : No get away.

  [Potty hits a button and everything goes dark] 

  Patchy the Pirate : That's the light switch!

  [hits a button and the lights turn on] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Give me that.

  [hits a button and a mariachi band appears in front of the fireplace and start playing a festive song] 

  Potty : That's the mariachi band button.

  Patchy the Pirate : [annoyed]  I hate Technology!

  [the camera pans over in each one of the mariachi band players playing away then cuts back to Patchy still hitting buttons on the remote and getting increasingly frustrated] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Come on rewind darn you!

  [the VCR malfunctions and starts spitting the tape out] 

  Potty : Failure Ahoy!

  Patchy the Pirate : [runs over to the VCR]  No Stop! Stop!

  [grabs the film and tries putting it back in but gets the tape tangled] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Go back you infernal machine! Ahhhh!

  [falls overs and is incased in the tape] 

  Patchy the Pirate : Oh No! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!

  Potty : Lost forever.