SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Welcome to the Chum Bucket/Frankendoodle (2002)
Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star
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Quotes
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SpongeBob SquarePants : [Draws on the sand] It's a jellyfish.
Patrick : Pretty good, SpongeBob, but it's lacking basic construction, and your perspective leaves a lot to be desired.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Everybody's a critic.
[the drawing comes to life]
Patrick : SpongeBob, your drawing's coming to life!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Now that's more like it, Mr. Critic.
Patrick : No, I mean it's swimming away.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Do you know what that means?
Patrick : Your art can never hang at a museum.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : He's dropped the pencil. Now's our chance. On the count of three, we'll jump up and surprise him.
Patrick : Oh, boy! A surprise party! Is it his birthday?
[Suddenly DoodleBob bursts in and lifts SpongeBob over his head]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Patrick! Patrick! Do something!
Patrick : Happy birthday!
[DoodleBob tosses SpongeBob]
SpongeBob SquarePants : Aaah!
Patrick : [Gives DoodleBob a rock] Here's your present.
[DoodleBob hits Patrick over the head with rock]
Patrick : You're welcome.
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SpongeBob SquarePants : There he is.
Patrick : He's hideous! He makes me sick just looking at him. Those big, bulgy eyes, that square body, those two buck teeth, and that stupid tie!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Uh... ahem.
Patrick : [Embarrassed] Oh, but it looks good on you, SpongeBob.
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Patrick : [after getting hit in the head with a wrench] Where's the leak, ma'am?
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Patrick : My turn!
SpongeBob SquarePants : Be careful, Patrick. Being an artist is a heavy responsibility. Each work of art is like a child, and must be treated as such.
Patrick : Come on, I was just gonna draw a cartoon.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Okay, why didn't you say so?
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Patrick : Hey, SpongeBob. What's with all the ruckus?
SpongeBob SquarePants : See for yourself, Patrick.
[Points to DoodleBob trapped in a piece of paper pinned to the wall]
Patrick : It's the evil doodle!
SpongeBob SquarePants : No, not evil. He was just a two-dimesional creature lost in our three-dimensional aquatic world, longing for a purpose.
Patrick : So... he's a drawing?
SpongeBob SquarePants : Exactly. See how happy he is?
Patrick : [Looking at a picture of SpongeBob] I still say he's kinda freaky-looking.
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[SpongeBob feared that Patrick had died]
SpongeBob SquarePants : PATRICK! YOU'RE ALIVE!
Patrick : [after a pause] I am?
