Eric Kushnick: Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones

Quotes 

• Wayne Pardue : Hey Pit Stain. Penny for your thoughts.

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : Here's one for free. I know where you LIVE.

• Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : [sweating and picks up Little Pete's recharged penny]  It's so beautiful and it's mine, mine, MINE!

  [bus lights flash on Pit Stain's face] 

  Stu Benedict : Drop it, Pit Stain.

  [Pit Stain drops the penny] 

  Nona F. Mecklenberg : Stu!

  Stu Benedict : By the power invested to me by the Wellsville Busing and Transit authority, You're under bus arrest.

  Little Pete Wrigley : But how'd you know we were here.

  Stu Benedict : Just passing by, the right place, right time.

  [faces Pit Stain] 

  Stu Benedict : For you, wrong place, wrong time. On the bus.

  [grabs Pit Stain and his cronies and escorts them to the bus] 

  Monica : Hey Stu, how come the train didn't derail?

  Stu Benedict : Must be Pete's lucky day.

• Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : [shoves Little Pete to the ground]  Have a seat, carrot head.

  [jumps up to pin him and it freezes in mid air] 

  Big Pete Wrigley : Meet Pit Stain, my brother's arch enemy. A glandular freak dedicated to destroying the kid who gave him, his nickname.

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : [pins Little Pete]  This must be my "Lucky" day, right scamp socket.

  [Pulls out a mint can] 

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : Mint?

  Little Pete Wrigley : Shove it down your armpit, Pit Stain.

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : We all have our problems, Wrigley. Mines happens to be glandular.

  [grabs him] 

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : And yours happens to be my fist.

  [raises his fist to pound him, but is stopped by Stu] 

  Stu Benedict : Hi. Stu Benedict, bus driver and you're sweating all over me.

  [is grossed out] 

  Little Pete Wrigley : It's his glands.

  Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones : It is not. It's just unseasonably warm today

  Stu Benedict : I think the weather is perfect for you to take a hike.