- Wayne Pardue: Hey Pit Stain. Penny for your thoughts.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: Here's one for free. I know where you LIVE.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: [sweating and picks up Little Pete's recharged penny] It's so beautiful and it's mine, mine, MINE!
- [bus lights flash on Pit Stain's face]
- Stu Benedict: Drop it, Pit Stain.
- [Pit Stain drops the penny]
- Nona F. Mecklenberg: Stu!
- Stu Benedict: By the power invested to me by the Wellsville Busing and Transit authority, You're under bus arrest.
- Little Pete Wrigley: But how'd you know we were here.
- Stu Benedict: Just passing by, the right place, right time.
- [faces Pit Stain]
- Stu Benedict: For you, wrong place, wrong time. On the bus.
- [grabs Pit Stain and his cronies and escorts them to the bus]
- Monica: Hey Stu, how come the train didn't derail?
- Stu Benedict: Must be Pete's lucky day.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: [shoves Little Pete to the ground] Have a seat, carrot head.
- [jumps up to pin him and it freezes in mid air]
- Big Pete Wrigley: Meet Pit Stain, my brother's arch enemy. A glandular freak dedicated to destroying the kid who gave him, his nickname.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: [pins Little Pete] This must be my "Lucky" day, right scamp socket.
- [Pulls out a mint can]
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: Mint?
- Little Pete Wrigley: Shove it down your armpit, Pit Stain.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: We all have our problems, Wrigley. Mines happens to be glandular.
- [grabs him]
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: And yours happens to be my fist.
- [raises his fist to pound him, but is stopped by Stu]
- Stu Benedict: Hi. Stu Benedict, bus driver and you're sweating all over me.
- [is grossed out]
- Little Pete Wrigley: It's his glands.
- Fran 'Pit Stain' Jones: It is not. It's just unseasonably warm today
- Stu Benedict: I think the weather is perfect for you to take a hike.
- Monica: I am so sick and tired of hearing lucky this and lucky that. Why don't you take your lucky necklace stuff it down your lucky mouth before I push you down this lucky hill and make you poop in your lucky underpants?