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Officer Ziva David : [Speaking of DiNozzo] He's been insufferable since you left.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [looking at DiNozzo] That true?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Ziva] When I have to be!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Maybe I did leave the right person in charge.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : There is only one thing you need to know about Officer David.
NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee : Don't make her angry.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : So technically really there's two things. The other is, she can take care of herself.
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[after Gibbs slaps Tony's head]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You know, I could arrest you for striking a federal officer.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : I know that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : All right. Just so you know.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, isn't that the guy who tried to put you away for murder?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes it is. Thank you for bringing up a painful memory McGee.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [to Gibbs] Hey! My team now. My rules. DiNozzo's rule number one, I don't sit on the sidelines while one of my people are in trouble.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Do I still look like your boss?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, maybe if you shaved. Haircut wouldn't hurt either.
[Gibbs laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, the smile thing's definitely throwing me off too!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [speaking on the phone with Ziva] We've been trying to contact Gibbs, but we haven't been able to reach him.
Officer Ziva David : Ah! Why didn't you say so?
[hands the phone to Gibbs]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : DiNozzo! You have 10 seconds to explain why I'm not in Mexico building my teak watertub. 9... 8... 7...
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McGee any hits on the BOLO?... You completely forgot about.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : This one's on me, Boss.
[Slaps the back of his own head]
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Tony] It's good to see you again, McGee.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : DiNozzo.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What did I say?
Officer Ziva David : [to Gibbs] You called him "McGee."
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [to Ziva] Hmmmm... That's probably because if I had left him in charge you wouldn't be on the FBI's Ten Most Wanted list right now.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Federal authorities! They mean us. Four stinkin' letters - NCIS!
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : It's either that story, Tony, or the FBI charges you with interfering in their investigation.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I can live with "Federal Authorities."
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Abby Sciuto : I talked to Ziva yesterday.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You don't bowl with nuns. I should have seen that one coming.
Abby Sciuto : I do! Ziva made me promise not to tell.
Dr. Donald 'Ducky' Mallard : Why would Ziva care we knew that you bowl with nuns?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's not my point! Six months ago you were convinced that I killed a woman and chopped off her legs!
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : Well, I'm still not convinced that you didn't.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Exactly.
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : So, Ziva David is being framed... by who?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, that's what I intend to find out.
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : Hah! Good luck with that.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : [to Tony and Sacks] You two up here, now!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Director, would you please tell Agent Slacks...
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : Sacks, it's Sacks!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Would you please tell Agent Slacks that we're gonna be handling this one in house?
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : I just assured your director that the FBI will be getting NCIS's complete cooperation in this matter.
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : Thank you, ma'am.
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : If Ziva attempts to contact you or anyone on your team, I want you to notify both myself and Agent Sacks, immediately!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : This is a complete...
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : This is an order from your Director, Agent DiNozzo. Is that clear enough for you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Almost crystal, ma'am.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : But you do remember...
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That I left you in charge? Yeah, I remember that I left you in charge DiNozzo. What I forgot, is your taste in coffee. It stinks.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Listen, um, about what happened between us before...
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : No hard feelings. I get it.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No I was going to say I still pretty much hate your guts, Sacks!
FBI Agent Ron Sacks : Me too, DiNozzo! Me too.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Palmer, how does "Black Lung" sound?
Jimmy Palmer : Like a horrible and painful way to die.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I mean as your code name.
Jimmy Palmer : Oh, I like it, yeah.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : No one's gonna think less of you if you want out Palmer.
Jimmy Palmer : Really?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well no. They probably would... at least I know I would.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What did I tell you about worrying Probie?
NCIS Special Agent Michelle Lee : That it's your job.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : See... you're learning.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Agent Lee, my favorite probie slash hall monitor.