The 79th Annual Academy Awards (2007 TV Special)

Jack Black: Self - Presenter

Quotes 

• Jack Black : We may not win tonight / But we shall win the ultimate fight... and I'm not speaking in a metaphor, I mean literally: I am going to FIGHT the nominees!

  Will Ferrell : I like the way you're talkin'. I'm sick of this crap.

  Jack Black : HEY, LEO! You think you can date supermodels and win awards? I'm gonna elbow you in the larynx!

  Will Ferrell : Ryan Gosling... you're all hip and now. Well, I'm gonna break your hip... RIGHT NOW!

  Jack Black : Hey Peter O'Toole... you're all legendary and English. I don't care; I'm gonna beat you down with my NICKELODEON AWARD!

  Will Ferrell : MARK WAHLBERG! WHERE ARE YOU? I won't mess with you. You're actually kinda badass. Once again, I hope we're cool. You are very talented.

  Jack Black : And Helen Mirren? You are just hot. What party are you going to?